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08 December 2010 @ 04:32 pm
True Story  
Had a desperately boring erotic dream about Mike Rowe last night.  He kept telling me he was there to do a dirty job but kept cleaning the house.  I remember being furious and frustrated, but impressed by his deft handling of floor polish and his tile scrubbing techniques. 

None of that is a euphemism.
 
 
 
crazeyalcrazeyal on December 9th, 2010 01:35 am (UTC)
You *DO* realize how hilarious this is... While coming from an online avatar named FILTHSPIGOT???
filthspigotfilthspigot on December 9th, 2010 02:01 am (UTC)
It's even more hilarious as it comes from a woman whose OCD is so bad you could probably conduct surgery on her kitchen table.
garytgaryt on December 9th, 2010 12:23 pm (UTC)
Yeah, but how did he look in those Lee Premium Select Jeans?
Djinn the Spazz: Black Corrie the Piratedjinnthespazz on December 9th, 2010 06:08 pm (UTC)
non-sequitur:

"I will end this with an axe."

Me likey. Thanks for including it as a bonus.
toastqueen: better than ezratoastqueen on December 11th, 2010 03:10 pm (UTC)
Well....any dream about Mike Rowe is a good dream?