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12 October 2010 @ 02:11 pm
Dear Democratic National Committee (and Ke$ha)  
Oh DNC, thanks for your horrible, horrible conduct in this campaign.  I needed the aggressive attack ads, groundless accusations and fear-mongering, and complete disdain for your own party's supposed moral base.  For a while there, I forgot that you were no different from Republicans.

Ke$ha, your videos are an excellent example of what suburbia envisions as being cool, but it's a hard sell that you were bored with your friends and just happened to have a leopard lying around for one of your happy, quirky, spontaneous projects.  Or that you have a chainsaw that shoots laser beams.  Own that shit.


 
 
 
Greg stole this, lawl!amunthri on October 13th, 2010 03:23 pm (UTC)
I... I want a chainsaw that shoots laser beams.... Can I have one? My chainsaw doesn't even have a working adjustment screw.